Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I have complete contempt for fakery

What shouldn't you Google?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t buy bullshit

How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

J.K. Rowling said that 65% of people in Britain are transgender. Where did she come up with that statistic?

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Measles case confirmed in Johnson Co. - KCRG

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I have a reading level above third grade

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking

I can count

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I have a black elbow sleeve leotard that I wear with sheer pantyhose. Should I keep my pants off and show my legs?

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I have complete contempt for traitorism

How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I see through liars

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

Here's what happens when quark-gluon plasma 'splashes' during the most energetic particle collisions - Phys.org

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?

I don’t cotton to rapists

I know who the president of Turkey really is

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?

I can read

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I actually pay taxes

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I have an acute aversion to scumbags